Embrace the Chaos

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Tue, 21 May 2013 17:01:04 -0700

haveifoundyou: Watch this and be merry. Drunk Uncle & Peter...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:00:03 -0700

haveifoundyou:

Watch this and be merry.

Drunk Uncle & Peter Drunklage <3

cirque-de-morgue: HAHAHAHAHA.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:50:44 -0700

cirque-de-morgue:

HAHAHAHAHA.

Foreign Words We Could Use in English

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:03:56 -0700

Foreign Words We Could Use in English:

nevver:

Kummerspeck (German)
Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.
Shemomedjamo (Georgian)
You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it?
Tartle (Scots)
The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember.
Mamihlapinatapai (Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego)
This word captures that special look shared between two people, when both are wishing that the other would do something that they both want, but neither want to do.
Backpfeifengesicht (German)
A face badly in need of a fist.
Iktsuarpok (Inuit)
You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet?
Pelinti (Buli, Ghana)
Your friend bites into a piece of piping hot pizza, then opens his mouth and sort of tilts his head around while making an “aaaarrrahh” noise. The Ghanaians have a word for that. More specifically, it means “to move hot food around in your mouth.”
Greng-jai (Thai)
That feeling you get when you don’t want someone to do something for you because it would be a pain for them.
Mencolek (Indonesian)
You know that old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them? The Indonesians have a word for it.
Faamiti (Samoan)
To make a squeaking sound by sucking air past the lips in order to gain the attention of a dog or child.
Gigil (Filipino)
The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is irresistibly cute.
Yuputka (Ulwa)
A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin.
Zhaghzhagh (Persian)
The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage.
Vybafnout (Czech)
A word tailor-made for annoying older brothers—it means to jump out and say boo.
Fremdschämen (German)
; Myötähäpeä (Finnish)
The kindler, gentler cousins of Schadenfreude, both these words mean something akin to “vicarious embarrassment.”
Lagom (Swedish)
Maybe Goldilocks was Swedish? This slippery little word is hard to define, but means something like, “Not too much, and not too little, but juuuuust right.”
Pålegg (Norweigian)
Sandwich Artists unite! The Norwegians have a non-specific descriptor for anything – ham, cheese, jam, Nutella, mustard, herring, pickles, Doritos, you name it – you might consider putting into a sandwich.
Layogenic (Tagalog)
Remember in Clueless when Cher describes someone as “a full-on Monet…from far away, it’s OK, but up close it’s a big old mess”? That’s exactly what this word means.
Bakku-shan (Japanese)
Or there this Japanese slang term, which describes the experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.
Seigneur-terraces (French)
Coffee shop dwellers who sit at tables a long time but spend little money.
Ya’arburnee (Arabic)
This word is the hopeful declaration that you will die before someone you love deeply, because you cannot stand to live without them. Literally, may you bury me.
Pana Po’o (Hawaiian)
“Hmm, now where did I leave those keys?” he said, pana po’oing. It means to scratch your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten.
Slampadato (Italian)
Addicted to the UV glow of tanning salons? This word describes you.
Zeg (Georgian)
It means “the day after tomorrow.” OK, we do have “overmorrow” in English, but when was the last time someone used that?
Cafune (Brazilian Portuguese)
Leave it to the Brazilians to come up with a word for “tenderly running your fingers through your lover’s hair.”
Koi No Yokan (Japanese)
The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall in love.
Kaelling (Danish)
You know that woman who stands on her doorstep (or in line at the supermarket, or at the park, or in a restaurant)
cursing at her children? The Danes know her, too.
Boketto (Japanese)
It’s nice to know that the Japanese think enough of the act of gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking to give it a name.
L’esprit de l’escalier (French)
Literally, stairwell wit—a too-late retort thought of only after departure.
Cotisuelto (Caribbean Spanish)
A word that would aptly describe the prevailing fashion trend among American men under 40, it means one who wears the shirt tail outside of his trousers.
Packesel (German)
The packesel is the person who’s stuck carrying everyone else’s bags on a trip. Literally, a burro.
Hygge (Danish)
Denmark’s mantra, hygge is the pleasant, genial, and intimate feeling associated with sitting around a fire in the winter with close friends.
Cavoli Riscaldati (Italian)
The result of attempting to revive an unworkable relationship. Translates to “reheated cabbage.”
Bilita Mpash (Bantu)
An amazing dream. Not just a “good” dream; the opposite of a nightmare.
Litost (Czech)
Milan Kundera described the emotion as “a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery.”
Luftmensch (Yiddish)
There are several Yiddish words to describe social misfits. This one is for an impractical dreamer with no business sense.

"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:23:38 -0700

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1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.

2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.

3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.

4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.

5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.

7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.

8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.

9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.

10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.

Live. Live.

Live.

Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.

”

- I feel that this should be handed out in schools. Beautiful writing, beautiful message. (via nukulele)

#my goal in life is to be as happy as this dog.

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:05:24 -0700

#my goal in life is to be as happy as this dog.

Natalie Dormer, ladies and gentlemen. Y’all can stop...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:07:42 -0700

Natalie Dormer, ladies and gentlemen. Y’all can stop trying, we’ve found the perfect human being.

nerdbirdistheword: 8r8kh34ds: if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:05:42 -0700

nerdbirdistheword:

8r8kh34ds:

if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people

“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”

SLAPS

“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”

You are the future I want to see.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 01:24:24 -0700

So, I’m planning on doing something new with my hair and...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:31:06 -0700

So, I’m planning on doing something new with my hair and these are basically the reference pictures I’m taking to my stylist. I dunno what she’s gonna do with ‘em, but I hope I can get something cool out of it. Or at least get started towards something cool that will be cool by the time summer’s over. Thoughts? Favorites?

jehanprouvaires: do you ever realize you love a group of fictional characters so much it’s...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:46:39 -0700

jehanprouvaires:

do you ever realize you love a group of fictional characters so much it’s affecting your mental health because let me tell you

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Wed, 08 May 2013 12:27:44 -0700

perfectlyorderedinsanity: Skyrim: The Soundtrack Featuring the hits: “I was going somewhere but...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:27:28 -0700

perfectlyorderedinsanity:

Skyrim: The Soundtrack

Featuring the hits:

“I was going somewhere but now I’m here.”

“Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)”

“Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!”

“I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).”

“Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)”

“Do we free the captive?”

“Yes, I know you took an arrow to the knee.”

“This war is full of dicks (And I hate both sides)”:

And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid down

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:49:45 -0700

God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

sushiowl: bestlols: Corgi Compilation I want that one and...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:07:27 -0700

sushiowl:

bestlols:

Corgi Compilation

I want that one and that one and that one and that one and…

holyshitwafflehouse: a-s-h: Ctrl+Alt+Delicious Perfection

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:11:37 -0700

holyshitwafflehouse:

a-s-h:

Ctrl+Alt+Delicious

Perfection

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Mon, 06 May 2013 17:10:49 -0700

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Mon, 06 May 2013 14:45:01 -0700

welshwitch76: ooddles: titlefightclub: iu2: Coffee stain...

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:34:43 -0700

welshwitch76:

ooddles:

titlefightclub:

iu2:

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

are you serious

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT

timeturninglady: lusciousincubus: mickeroniandcheese: waitforh...

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:36:52 -0700

timeturninglady:

lusciousincubus:

mickeroniandcheese:

waitforhightide:

bloody-h-e-l-l:

Post Deathly Hallows. [ credit: x / x ]

JUST SAT HERE AND WENT WOAH FOR THIRTY SECONDS LAJFKJAFHLK

IM SCREAMING

I like jumped in my seat the moment I say Daniel’s face. It’s fucking cray.

I’ve already reblogged this, but I was just struck by how much I love the idea that Draco became a healer. Sure, it could be seen similar to the doctors in the muggle quietus in which there is a lot of money, but I see it more as him choosing to help people and that’s who I always imagined he could be outside of the influence of his family’s expectations. I’m sorry, but I’ve got feels now. Please excuse me.